That God can be such a bitch sometimes

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AND when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.Β 
AND I will make my covenant between me and thee, and will multiply thee exceedingly.
AND Abram fell on his face: And God talked with him, saying, As for me…

-GENESIS 17

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